男人漸老的五大特徵 漸老, 特徵

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. o9 w  p. H" H# e) y0 G# WCharacteristics of Aging ~ 「男人漸老的五大特徵」
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( M! E7 b1 D2 ^# a3 \& [; Q" t1.  You see farther, but you pee closer.   ( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)
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2.  You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.  ( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。) 5 V' |! e+ C$ t- t2 [" T
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3.  You cannot forget bygones, but you don't remember fresh things.   ( 往事忘不掉，新事記不住。)
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4.  You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.   ( 上面有想法，下面沒辦法。)% ^' h3 P/ {' S8 d6 n# f& i
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And a worst-case scenario is . .  ( 更糟的是 . . . ): N( j: a/ k. f3 L
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5.  You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.   ( 以前硬著等，現在等著硬！)