A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody
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一對夫妻到地方法院去辦離婚，但是孩子的監護權是個爭執問題。
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The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had% V$ w* l0 k5 C- S2 }8 u+ q
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man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of* h5 E7 ^, m, O) X; j% S
the story.
@9 q E& j5 M+ v) G這母親跳腳說孩子是她親生的，當然是她才擁有監護權。
) j4 E- n- C0 m! K而先生也想爭取，所以法官也請他說說理由看看。% X4 O( T5 T) `' V r& g: H
' ?, j2 P0 b5 P. y. m! U+ H3 xAfter a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
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comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'* [ @+ S1 Q, }# I( L t
經過長時間的沉寂，然後男人站起來回答說：「法官大人！當我把一塊錢塞進自動販賣機，然後滾出一瓶百事可樂來，難道這可樂會屬於那部機器的嗎？」' B' _1 y" U! A$ X
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Don't laugh, he won!
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