男人漸老的五大特徵 漸老, 特徵

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坐著就哈欠  倒下睡抹去6 V" B0 s6 I6 ^% z

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) x1 P( C; Y7 p& N- jCharacteristics of Aging ~ 「男人漸老的五大特徵」
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7 q) q0 _! z6 g) Y4 ?  L) G1.  You see farther, but you pee closer.   ( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)" X( s1 K( Z* `* F4 P% @" U, j* g; E

! z' |- n- ]4 y2.  You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.  ( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。) 5 k0 G1 e! U, _9 {

/ T  w$ A+ `; b1 G( V; |6 q3.  You cannot forget bygones, but you don't remember fresh things.   ( 往事忘不掉，新事記不住。)+ G' M3 ]* x2 J0 h$ d9 Y- z/ d

  D7 K( ~  D. d. z% }9 Y, j4.  You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.   ( 上面有想法，下面沒辦法。)
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, [- u0 J8 W3 S  p- l  DAnd a worst-case scenario is . .  ( 更糟的是 . . . )
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7 _( y' F7 e5 k" `5.  You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.   ( 以前硬著等，現在等著硬！)