A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody
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) A3 a; q: H7 F4 w, IThe mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had' [( B0 X! a8 x" k& j0 V& B: Z
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man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of( U. S# B- W9 U
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這母親跳腳說孩子是她親生的，當然是她才擁有監護權。
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After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and& m/ x( Q7 }' i+ a/ v& l/ O
replied:'Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi7 n/ A- B; A. n" O8 S
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
8 [! @/ m2 _8 o( r( L* t5 M/ a經過長時間的沉寂，然後男人站起來回答說：「法官大人！當我把一塊錢塞進自動販賣機，然後滾出一瓶百事可樂來，難道這可樂會屬於那部機器的嗎？」# H, r4 m1 Y5 p# z" U0 A
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( O5 l2 x$ W) w; oDon't laugh, he won!& r- T$ T' t; W; V& r( p1 q; Q
別笑！他贏了。 |
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